Author(s): Grahame-Smith, Seth
Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out-just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including-
How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead
About the author:
Seth Grahame-Smith is a New York Times best-selling author (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter), screenwriter (Dark Shadows; The Lego Batman Movie), and producer (Stephen King's It) of film and television. His current projects include Child's Play for MGM/Orion, a feature length film of David Sandberg's viral sensation Kung Fury, as well a sequel to the 1988 Tim Burton classic Beetlejuice.
Number of Pages: 176
Publication Date: 20191203
Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE US
Product Form: Paperback / softback
Dimensions (LxWxH): 176 mm129 mm16 mm
Weight: 262 gr
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